More Baby Stuff

Toilet Targets

How did they get by on the prairie without them?

Only 13 bucks for 30 packing peanuts, what a deal!!

Seriously, If we end up needing toilet targets I think we'll just use Cheerios, you get a box of like 5,000 for 3 bucks.

Insurance Man

I would think "no license" would be a problem...

VCR Game

The VCR Quarterback! Only 3 bucks at Half Price Books, it was very tempting.

Baby Stuff

While perusing baby things at Target we spotted these gems:

Human Leash "Harness Buddy"

Because if you don't buy it, there is nothing to stop an SUV from running your child over.
At least they've improved it since I was a toddler and added a teddy bear to make it a little less degrading.

Cheer for Me! Potty

with "encouraging songs"!

I wish they made adult toilets with multi-language affirmations and "encouraging songs"!
I ponder the scientific panel put together to determine which songs were the most "encouraging".
I was disappointed the "Muy Bueno!" subtitle in the speech bubble didn't turn out in the picture.

Burgers

Continuing with the "B" theme. A few weeks ago Whataburger gave away free burgers if you were wearing orange. A lot of people showed up, it was surreal. One kid even had an orange life jacket (blurry picture).

Botox

Judging by her face, apparently Botox will change you from worried to indifferent.

Bread

Someone really went crazy at the bread store.


PS- I've got 4 solid days of blog posts that start with the letter "B". Hooray!